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Old 05-14-2006, 12:31 AM   #1
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

10. Your drum and chant ends with "Hey! Macarena!"

9. You  find your animal totem in the other world, and
It pees on your leg

8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials

7. You're  making a medicine wheel when someone comes
Up and starts yelling, "That's my  steering wheel!"

6. Bored with the sweat lodge, you ask the guy beside
You to pull your finger

5. You're asked to put out the sacred fire  in your
Apartment

4. You put on the wolf skin and begin chanting,  and
Then you hear a growling sound in your ear.

3. You're spirit  guide did ten years in the state
Penitentiary, wants to know where the  action is.

2. You believe you're taking a mind-altering
Substance,  then your wife asks where her birth control
Pills are.

AND THE  NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

1. You thought Soul  Retrieval was a James Brown song.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:07 AM   #2
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Lol, 10,9, and 2 are amusing  :lol:
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Old 10-24-2008, 08:19 PM   #3
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ROTFL that's funny.
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:54 PM   #4
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hmmm. it's funny, but I don't want to laugh.
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Old 10-03-2010, 05:48 PM   #5
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Pre fluff day bump.
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Old 10-05-2010, 03:20 PM   #6
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Thanks.

Although I'm not too sure this is a sign of being a bad shaman;-

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4. You put on the wolf skin and begin chanting, and
Then you hear a growling sound in your ear.
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Old 11-02-2010, 05:04 PM   #7
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But it does make for a funny read.
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Old 11-14-2010, 12:53 AM   #8
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I love this one
(I think WingedWolf is the creator btw. it's on the website)
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Old 12-24-2010, 11:13 PM   #9
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I think i have one to add "the local junkies come to you with cash saying...i hear poeple call you the medicine man"
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Old 08-07-2011, 06:33 PM   #10
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all that cracked me up and pat the wolf skin it meant he put on a real wolf
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i have been told i am a sweet talker to those who think so you may be right you may be wrong here i what i have to say to that i just simply place my words in a way it makes the person who feels them really good and i simply speak the concievible truth in my eyes and i have special eyes some say i see too much but i say i dont see quite enough 1 of my goals in life is too help people iwann become stronger so i can fulfill that better than anyone in the history of human kind (elven kind, dwarf kind, and fairy kind(this was said for the benefit of maybe they do exist i dont know but if they are out there i will do my best to help the)) i will be the best so i can help people
sincerelypegasusmagyc(jason mcallan uchiha)

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